Get Along
Sarja: The Slayers
Tachi mukau saki ni kawaita kaze
Hageshiku fuki aretemo
Jumon no hitotsu mo tonaetanara
Watashi no PEESU ni naru
Dare mo ga urayamu kono PAWAA to
Bibou ga yurusanai wa
Donna aite demo hirumanai de
MANTO o nabikaseru no
Are mo shitai, kore mo shitai
Onna no ko ni mietatte
Yudan shitara jigoku iki yo
Jama wa sasenaikara
* Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni
Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai
Tsurai hibi mo egao de PIRIODO yo
** Far away ikutsu mo no maryoku daite
Kyou o koete yukitai no
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Kagirinai hodo
Get along, Try again
Taikutsu na toki wa warui yatsura
TAAGETTO ni kibarashi
SUTORESU mo tonde otakara made te ni
Sureba yamerarenai
Okiraku ni chotto asobu tabi ni
Mitasareta kibun da wa
SURIRINGU na hi no ESSENSU wa
Oishiku nakucha dame ne
Are mo hoshii kore mo hoshii
Onna no ko wa yokubari yo
Ikiru koto wa kirei koto ja
Toori nukerarenai
* Repeat
*** Far away itsu demo hitori ja nai
Chikara awase haruka saki
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Kagirinai hodo
Get along, Try again
* Repeat
** Repeat
*** Repeat
Your Horoscope For Today
Esittäjä: Weird Al Yankovic
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stake
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the
relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep
significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give
you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not
to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts
next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That's your horoscope for today